Urinalotta Trouble, Mister

Read this blog long enough and you'll realize that I have a rather odd inclination to post about urinals from time to time. In fact, several man cavers profiled in this space have installed urinals of their own in their man caves, of which I am envious. While owning a functioning urinal is a lifelong dream for many men, an even greater fantasy is having someone to flush it for you. That's exactly what Georgia football fans were treated to this weekend at their homecoming game against Troy. If you don't know, Georgia is currently enduring one of worst droughts in history, so to conserve water university officials assigned toilet flushers for Saturday's game to flush every few tinkles instead of flushing every time, saving 3.5 gallons of water each time they didn't pull the trigger.

My girlfriend's brother once concluded that the absolute worst job in the world would be to be the guy who puts the little end caps on the tips of shoelaces. I think having to flush another man's pee trumps that.